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Total Medals Earned: 380 (From 95 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,920 Points

Tankmas ADVENTure 2022

Medals Earned: 2/40 (10/230 points)

December 1st 5 Points

Open the first present!

December 2nd 5 Points

Open the second present!

December 3rd 5 Points

Open the third present!

December 4th 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

December 5th 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

December 6th 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

December 7th 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

December 8th 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

December 9th 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

December 10th 5 Points

Open the tenth present!

December 11th 5 Points

Open the eleventh present!

December 12th 5 Points

Open the twelfth present!

December 13th 5 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

December 14th 5 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

December 15th 5 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

December 16th 5 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

December 17th 5 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

December 18th 5 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

December 19th 5 Points

Open the nineteenth present!

December 20th 5 Points

Open the twentieth present!

December 21st 5 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

December 22nd 5 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

December 23rd 5 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

December 24th 5 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

December 25th 5 Points

Open the twenty-fifth present!

December 26th 5 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

December 27th 5 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

December 28th 5 Points

Open the twenty-eighth present!

December 29th 5 Points

Open the twenty-nineth present!

December 30th 5 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

December 31st 5 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

January 1st 5 Points

Open the thirty-second present!

Yeti Yeeted 5 Points

Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Santa Slain 10 Points

Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Collector's Set 25 Points

Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Candlebearer 5 Points

Witness the Day of the Little Candles

Comic Consumer 5 Points

Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

WATCH A MOVIE 5 Points

Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)

The End 5 Points

Open all the presents

Tankmas ADVENTure 2024

Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/395 points)

Day 1 5 Points

Open the 1st present!

Checked In 5 Points

Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!

Day 2 5 Points

Open the second present!

Day 3 5 Points

Open the third present!

Day 4 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

Day 5 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

Day 6 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

Day 7 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

Day 8 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

Day 9 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

Day 10 5 Points

Open the tenth present!

Day 11 5 Points

Open the eleventh present!

Day 12 5 Points

Open the twelfth present!

Day 13 5 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

Day 14 5 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

Day 15 5 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

Day 16 5 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

Day 17 5 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

Day 18 5 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

Day 19 5 Points

Open the ninteenth present!

Day 20 5 Points

Open the twentieth present!

Day 21 5 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

Day 22 5 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

Day 23 5 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

Day 24 5 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

Day 25 5 Points

Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!

Day 26 5 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

Day 27 5 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

Day 28 5 Points

Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!

Day 29 5 Points

Open the twenty-ninth present!

Day 30 5 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

Day 31 5 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

Day 32 5 Points

Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!

The Little Candles 5 Points

Open the Night of the Little Candles present!

Thanks for playing! 25 Points

Open one final gift...

Passing On 10 Points

What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?

Have a non-denominational Tankmas 5 Points

...and a very denominational Hanukkah!

It's rare! 10 Points

Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote

Golden Marshmallow! 10 Points

It's cooked! In a good way!

Settle it in Flash 10 Points

Find Blade the Hedgehog

Emergency Meeting! 10 Points

Find the impostor!

Sweet Surprises 10 Points

Meet someone sweet~

Skybound 10 Points

Meet a sky traveller

...of Brakenwood! 10 Points

Find Bitey

Pure Innocence 10 Points

Take them to see the world

The Box for the Job 10 Points

Listen to the box's whooooole story

Many uses for a box 5 Points

Help someone out

Don't worry about it 5 Points

You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office

Cherry Chocolate Milkshake 5 Points

Meet Ponyboy!

The things you'll do, the things you'll see 10 Points

Find Project 154

Triple Trouble 5 Points

Play Triple Triangle!

Gachapon! 10 Points

View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon

Merry Chris-mas 5 Points

Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! 5 Points

Read "Times Up Santa"

Grand Voyage 5 Points

Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.

Smiles all around 5 Points

Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"

File 4 - Robbery Gunchild 5 Points

Read the latest Cooper Bullet

Off to another Tankmas Adventure... 10 Points

Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic

Plugged In! 10 Points

Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration

Costume Party 10 Points

Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen

The Abusive Review Quiz

Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/355 points)

Garbage 5 Points

Terrible Game

Normal 5 Points

Bad Game

Bronze 10 Points

Good Game

Silver 25 Points

Nice Game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Gold 50 Points

Great Game

Deity 100 Points

Perfect Game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

The Interview Codex

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)

Knowledge Peeker 5 Points

Visit the codex for the first time.

DEAD! 5 Points

there all dead

EDD's 5 Points

World

Hans off! 5 Points

Can't touch this.

HE WOBBLES... 5 Points

but he doesn't fall down

KFC 5 Points

who you call'n chicken?

Knowledge Creeper 5 Points

Visit the codex 10 times.

Knowledge Seeker 5 Points

Visit the codex 50 times.

Mariachi Mang 5 Points

¿Dónde está mi cerveza

only $5 each 5 Points

there you go... good bye!

orsppA 5 Points

???

Paradox 5 Points

Who will interview the interviewmen?

PLEASE HELP! 5 Points

The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.

Psycho? 5 Points

maybe.

Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points

...

Sexual Decapoda 5 Points

Nephropidae

Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points

Cake and apple pie.

The bees Justin... 5 Points

Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?

This is madness! 5 Points

Yes it is.

to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points

that is the ummmm somthing...

YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points

HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH... 5 Points

I'm almost done.

FUL of P 10 Points

hhhmmmmm.

Knowledge Keeper 10 Points

Visit the codex 100 times.

THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points

He will always be to me...

THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY COLLAB

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)

Subspace Bronze 5 Points

Enter the subspace

Subspace GOLD 50 Points

View and visit all artist profiles

Subspace Silver 10 Points

View all enemies and bosses

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

timmy christmas

Medals Earned: 4/4 (125/125 points)

its a newgrounds christmas! 5 Points

open the game !

RIPPED ! 10 Points

complete the hideo game

yummy 10 Points

collect all canes

yeah 100 Points

beat the game with no deaths

Tsunami Fighter

Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/50 points)

Big Heart 5 Points

Click on any donate button.

Wavey 5 Points

Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.

Speedy 5 Points

Beat the game with a score of under 500.

Surf Crasher 10 Points

Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.

Tsunami Crasher 25 Points

Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.

tyro clicker

Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/20 points)

mario walk into a bar: 5 Points

ouuuuuuughh

brown 5 Points

crazy vine compilations 2016

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Vizzy & The Lost Cat

Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/500 points)

Adventure Awaits! 5 Points

Play the game

Crowns, Emeralds, and Coins!! 5 Points

Get more than $100

MarvelousToastBrand!? 5 Points

Click/Tap on Marv in the Credits screen

Fat ass Blunt 10 Points

Meet with Elly who is smoking a fat blunt (Dayum!!!!!)

MISSING CAT FOUND! 100 Points

Finish the game and save Tim Fulp!

Now That's a Lot of Money!! 25 Points

Get more than $1,000

Money Obsessed 50 Points

Get more than $2,500

Hot Dayum!! 50 Points

Get more than $5,000

**Cha-Ching Sound effect** 100 Points

Get more than $10,000

Yarn Ball Lover 50 Points

Get all of the 8 yarn balls

Gonna drive along 'til I get you!! 100 Points

Beat the Game under 6:00 minutes